MUNCIE, INDIANA - One RA, whose name will not be published on BSnUws in compliance with our Editorial Policy, allegedly disposed of Jello shots from a kitchenette freezer. Some students say the RA went too far, and others are saying she's just doing her job; But BSn's unproven conclusion for the incident will absolutely shock you!
First, the facts: Barstool Ball State posted a screenshot of a GroupMe message from an RA, reading that the Jello shots were "disposed of" from "the kitchenette freezer". The message continued, calling it the "most idiotic decision", and threatening whoever did it to not "try that again".
UPDATE: Barstool Ball State has since fired the admin who called out the RA. The account is under new management.
Now for the BSnUws: Our nonexistant sources, who prefer to remain anonymous (probably because they’re also the ones who made the Jello shots), claim that this isn't the first time the RA has taken matters into her own hands when it comes to "non-regulation" snacks. Allegedly, she’s been running an underground "Freezer Force" operation for days, taking down anything that doesn’t meet her highly specific—and definitely not arbitrary—standards of quality.
"First, it was the off-brand Hot Pockets," said one resident. "They’re called Sweaty Stuffies, and they're on sale. She said the microwave ‘deserved better.’ Then she confiscated a whole tray of knockoff Bagel Bites and told us that ‘real bagels are worth the effort.’ Come on, what’s wrong with Buddy’s Balls? Now this? Nah, this is a whole new level… I never thought she'd come for the Jello shots."
According to additional whispers from within the halls, this RA has been keeping a “Snacks of Shame” taped to the inside of her dorm door, featuring banned items like off-brand mac and cheese, imitation Frosted Flakes (“Frosted Flakes are grrreat, but Sugar Snowballs are a crime,” she was heard muttering), and now, Jiggy Jel.
But wait, there's even more! In a shocking twist, one resident alleged the Jiggy Jel wasn’t even intended to be used for the Jello shots. Allegedly, the amateur gelatinists had initially just tried to make regular Jello for a low-key movie night, but when the RA smelled "the faint odor of fakeness," she took it upon herself to taste-test. The moment her spoon hit the knockoff gelatin, which was a substitute made by an Instacart shopper and has yet to have any alcohol added to it, she shouted “This is an insult to the dorm’s integrity!” before yeeting the whole tray into the trash.
"We didn’t even add the ‘shot’ part to it!" cried one devastated freshman. "It was just fake-ass Jello! And now, all we have is a trash can full of disappointment and unfulfilled potential."
Insiders say the RA's next target may be generic Oreos that were spotted lurking in the same freezer.
BSnUws is investigating if this incident is a part of the ongoing "StuWest curse". Since our most recent StuWest-related article where someone shit in the shower, someone pissed in a bathroom trash can, located adjacent to the toilet.