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📝Editorial Policy

Overview

BSnUws (BSnUws.blogspot.com) is a satirical news platform dedicated to Ball State University campus life. Our mission is to provide a humorous, exaggerated perspective on the campus environment, drawing inspiration from outlets like The Onion. 

Originally, we focused exclusively on satire, but as the university has increasingly made decisions that sound like something straight out of a parody—such as removing lids and straws from the atrium or using plain, boring Arial font on signs—we realized quickly that some of our articles were becoming reality. In fact, we often joked about these changes before they even happened. 

As a result, we’ve expanded to include real news alongside our satire, so our readers can distinguish between what is genuinely happening on campus and our comedic takes. To make this clear, articles marked "BREAKING:" or "REAL:" are factual, while all other content remains satirical.

Content Guidelines

  • Satirical Nature: The majority of our articles are fictional and satirical, exaggerating real-life issues and events at Ball State for comedic effect. Unless otherwise noted, everything is intended to entertain, not inform.

  • Real News Integration: While satire remains our core, we began including real news as the university’s actions became increasingly difficult to distinguish from satire. We've often predicted these decisions—like the move to Arial font signage—before they even occurred. This shift allows us to share real, factual updates while still maintaining our comedic edge. Articles labeled "BREAKING:" represent urgent news, while those marked "REAL:" provide timely but non-urgent updates.

  • Transparency: We want to ensure that readers are never confused about what they’re reading. Articles marked "BREAKING:" or "REAL:" are factual news updates. If it’s not marked, assume it’s satire. Our ability to predict the university’s actions highlights how much of what we report can blur the line between comedy and reality, but we make it clear when we're offering genuine news.

  • Legal and Ethical Standards: BSnUws follows all legal and ethical guidelines. Our satire is intended to be funny without crossing into harmful or legally questionable territory. For real news, we strive for accuracy and respect for privacy.

Editorial Standards

  • Feedback and Engagement: We encourage feedback from our readers and value open dialogue. Your input helps us improve and maintain the balance between humor and accurate reporting. Reach us on Instagram @BSnUws for questions, comments, or suggestions.

Disclaimer

All content published on BSnUws is for entertainment purposes unless specifically marked as "BREAKING:" or "REAL:". Our stories, characters, and events are either fictionalized for satire or reported as factual news. Any resemblance to real events is either intentional for satirical purposes or part of our real news reporting. If you’re unsure, check for the label—we’ve predicted enough real-life events to make the distinction important.

Contact Information

For inquiries, story ideas, or feedback, please DM us on Instagram @BSnUws.

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