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"This Is Unfortunate": Frog Boy Speaks Up on StuWest Shower Shitting Incident

 

MUNCIE, INDIANA - Yes, you've read the title right. Someone took a shit in a StuWest shower. We're serious. This may be the one piece we write that's not satire--it's that bad.

Word of the shitting first circulated YikYak today, referenced when a student reposted a list of the residence halls. The post was captioned "After someone shit in the showers at StuWest, it is easily the most chaotic".

This incident has been confirmed by a leaked GroupMe message posted to Barstool Ball State, reading in part "We are all legal adults and there should be no reason why we are leaving feces in the showers. If another incident like this occurs, we will be having a mandatory meeting about this to discuss fines and other actions taken by the University."

Barstool also posted a blurred-out photo of the shit, however we will not be embedding that on our platform. Viewer discretion is advised to anyone wishing to see the shit.

Since this incident, a similar shit problem allegedly occurred at Bracken Library. Another student posting to YikYak, calling out "Whoever shat on their hand[...]and shove[d] it back into the toilet paper dispenser". Another YikYak user reposted it, dubbing the incident as part of "the StuWest Curse".

Some YikYak users have also started creating memes calling out StuWest for this outlandish behavior.


However, this isn't a laughing matter--someone actually took a shit in the shower. That's disgusting, immature, and the entire BSnUws editorial team couldn't even come up with an insensitive joke about it.

We've reached out to campus celebrity Frog Boy, who we exclusively interviewed exclusively on BSnUws, to provide a statement to urge people to stop these activities immediately. He has returned to us the following press statement to our editorial, stating that it's "unfortunate" that "people refuse to grow up"...

"This is unfortunate, 98% of us are literally adults. I have family who are younger than 3 who know better than this. But this is life, people refuse to grow up and they think this is funny now until they drop out of college then they won't think it was funny anymore." -Frog Boy

Stop...please. This isn't even a joke.

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