Muncie PD Sends Court Summons to All Ball State Geese after Parent Lawsuit

MUNCIE, Ind. - In an unprecedented legal maneuver, the Muncie Police Department has begun posting official court summonses at various locations across Ball State University’s campus—specifically, at the favorite hangout spots of the university’s infamous Canadian Geese.

This comes after an anonymous post to a Facebook Ball State parents group, saying their child has been attacked by a goose.

"We are taking legal action. This is out of control! Now we have a big fat ambulance and ER bill," the parent posted.

While no court records are available, it appears the parent is suing the geese collectively, instead of the university.

Early this morning, a large group of Ball State alumni, along with the Kratt brothers from the PBS Kids show "Wild Kratts," have been spotted surveying the campus for geese, jotting down their exact coordinates.

Now, the Muncie Police Department, wielding riot gear, has been seen hand-delivering court summons notices to all the geese on campus.

A BSn reporter spoke with a goose outside Stu West about the ordeal.

"HISSSS", the goose said.

According to one of the many court summons that have flown and fallen into the Duck Pond, the court date for all the geese is April 20th, 2025. Notably, the addresses on the summons correlate with the coordinates each goose was observed at.

BSn has received reports of "Blame Canada," the song from the 1999 animated film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, being played around campus.

A Campus Celebrity: BSnUws Exclusive Interview with Frog Boy

MUNCIE, INDIANA - There's a lot to see in Muncie. Alumni may remember Frog Baby, however a new frog has entered the city. Although he hasn't released an official name, campus has started refering to him as "Frog Boy". Blowing up on social media platforms Snapchat and Yikyak, Frog Boy, a freshman, has made a name for himself before classes have even started. BSnUws was able to track down, contact, and secure an exclusive interview with Frog Boy via Instagram. You can only find this interview right here, right now, on BSnUws.blogspot.com. BSnUws (BSn): "First things first, what inspired you to wear the legendary frog hat? Is it a fashion statement? A lifestyle? Something more?" Frog Boy (FB): " So back in January my friends got me into airsoft, and I wanted to make an impression, so I bought the frog hat. Definitely made an impression also a fitness influencer named mexipinofit on Instagram inspired me as well. But it was just a gag in high school...

BSnUws Starts Sharing Satire Stories

MUNCIE, INDIANA - BSnUws has officially launched! We’re excited to be your source of satirical news for everything Ball State. At BSnUws, we take everything seriously--seriously enough to turn it into a joke! Our mission? To entertain you with the most absurd takes on current events. Now, let’s talk about our corporate office--the so-called "BSnUws Tower". While it might not quite reach the heights of Shafer Tower, our six-story building located in the middle of nowhere sure is more stylish! It may not be OSHA-compliant (we’re still negotiating the details), but with its its chic, contemporary vibe and walls that scream the color of your millennial mother’s walls, it’s got a unique charm that fits our brand perfectly. Got a story idea, rant, or even a lunch order? We’d love to hear from you, our readers! DM or tag us @BSnUws on Instagram, and you might just see us use your inspiration in our next happy little accident.

The Atrium to Follow MyPlate Standards, Limiting Vivimos and Adding Salad Bar

MUNCIE, INDIANA - Inspired by the old MyPlate initiative pushed in K-12 schools, Ball State Dining has taken inspiration, making groundbreaking changes to The Atrium. These changes include less availability at Vivimos, an additional salad bar, and the most important meal of the day no longer being served. A post circulating Instagram and YikYak from a student food reviewer shows that that Vivimos is now part of the "Rotating Cuisine" menu, only offering burritos, burrito bowls and nachos. A salad bar was also introduced. Breakfast, however, is no longer an option. A spokesperson for University Dining told BSnUws that they were "inspired by Becoming by Michelle Obama" to "implement the classic MyPlate standards from back in our day". "The MyPlate program states we only have to give our scholars 2 cups of fruit, 2 and a half cups of vegetables, 6 ounces of whole grain, 5 and a half ounces of protein, and 3 cups of milk for what we offer to be consid...

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