The Ball State Daily reports that this was Neu's fourth losing season in a row. His contract was expected to expire in 2025, but his performance was so bad that "Ball State Athletics had to buy out the final year of his deal for a reported $550,000". Now, Neu, without further adeu, has applied to work somewhere neu: Under the sea.
Allegedly, an anonymous source close to Neu reached out to BSnUws, reporting he submitted an application to work at The Krusty Krab.
"He can't coach", said the alleged source. "The Ball State community has been let down, and Neu doesn't want to leave a bad reputation. So he thought, 'Why don't I work somewhere where the community looks up to me?'. So he applied to The Krusty Krab, where he hopes to serve perfect patties instead of imperfect playbooks."
Some students are shocked at the revelation.
"Krabby Patties?", said a surprised student to a BSn reporter outside North Dining. "Bro left his whole career behind for burgers? Is this for real?"
Others...shocked about the quality of the food.
"If he can't do his job for four years and still have it, how can I trust him to cook my Krabby Patty?", one student said to a BSn reporter at The Scramble Light. "Neu the type of guy to forget the pickles! Neu the type of guy to make a patty that puts Mr Krabs in the hospital!"
Squidward Pedigree, the Public Relations Officer for The Krusty Krab, has yet to reply to BSn's request for comment at this time.