MUNCIE, INDIANA - After getting our asses beat 3-7 with 2 games left this football season, Mike Neu has been fired. He served 9 seasons, and anonymous sources say, allegedly, the only thing he'll be serving is patties at The Krusty Krab. The Ball State Daily reports that this was Neu's fourth losing season in a row. His contract was expected to expire in 2025, but his performance was so bad that "Ball State Athletics had to buy out the final year of his deal for a reported $550,000". Now, Neu, without further adeu, has applied to work somewhere neu: Under the sea. Allegedly, an anonymous source close to Neu reached out to BSnUws, reporting he submitted an application to work at The Krusty Krab. "He can't coach", said the alleged source. "The Ball State community has been let down, and Neu doesn't want to leave a bad reputation. So he thought, 'Why don't I work somewhere where the community looks up to me?'. So he applied to The ...